I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!
Petra, 17, Nerd, Geek, Any other derogatory name you can think of, Flightless Bird, Middle Earth (Literally)
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
"Immortals isn’t the real Fall Out Boy, they’re just selling out for Disne-“
so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
"he likes girls too much to be gay"
wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
hey you!!! with the cute pronouns!!!
you wear them well!!! they really suit you!!!
did you pick them out or make them yourself?
ah, i see!!! how wonderful! you’re such a powerful force in this universe!!
i love you so much!
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
IM SCREAMING SO LOUD
the question is how did trucy manage to survive all these years
You guys realize that this scene means that a group of animators would have had to ask themselves
Now, how would a tortilla move?”
reasons why i love pixar
Stop finding something negative to say about everything